Look at the curves on this one, look at how it cinches my waist so much tighter than the rest. See how it cups my ribs, and it's not even fully closed yet! I'm going to train it tighter, and tighter until it meets. I bet you want to do that too don't you? But you're not brave enough, so you're going to live vicariously through me, watching me train my waist smaller, and smaller and smaller...