As a member of the male species your dick drips at the idea of bragging rights. It usually doesnt matter what you are even bragging about so long as you are better than every other male around you.  LOVE to break this to you but you havent made it in life until you have the bragging rights of serving me.  The one true all natural goddess.  You want bragging rights to what *truly* matters?  Get on our knees for Goddess and prove it.