human filter for smoke interview pov I am tired of cleaning so i put out a ad for a humane smoke filter. You have applied and are sitting in front of me when i tell you i need to run a few tests first. Now i do have to say this job doesnt pay much but i see hear you have a smoking fetish so that will more than compensate you. So i need to listen to your heart and lungs to make sure you can handle being a filter. I also will require you to wear this oxygen mask and i will exhale into the other end of the tube so that all the smoke goes in through you and not into the room. Ready? Lets begin a few test. (pov i put the oxygen mask on you and listen to your heart and lungs commenting as i smoke and exhale into the tube.)