Hey do you think we can stay in tonight? My tummy is really gassy & I can't stop farting. It's probably best if we just stay inside & chill! I'll find us a movie while my nasty ass farts non stop. Gee I wonder if my gassy ass will stop farting? I know you don't mind so why don't I just let my rotten farts rip and you can smell each fart? Get your face right right up close to my tight white jeans and tell me what you think of my fumes. You always enjoy it when I fart so I have plenty for you today. Go ahead take a DEEP inhale!