You’re a total fucking simp for me! Since the moment you saw me you had such a big crush. You love my appearance and personality. The way I talk to you is something special and you always get excited when you see my new uploads. You’ve even bought me cute little gifts because you know it would make me happy. It’s honestly so fucking cute. Yet, you’ve never even met me in reality. You don’t know what my hair smells like or how my lips taste. To me, you’re just one of the hundreds of men that wish they could date me. You blend in with the rest if you’re not going above and beyond my expectations. And you’re such a simp for me that you’ll continue trying, won’t you?