Oh hey...it's your annual Valentine's humiliation clip! I couldn't leave all you sad, lonely, sexually rejected wankers hanging this year, could I now? Nooo...you need this, because the only thing you're going to be fucking this VDay is your hand; just like every night. So lap up the masturbation humiliation, jerk junkies, and come see how I feel like tearing into your egos this year, as I remind you of how you're not just unfuckable, but perhaps completely unlovable. Be warned; it's a cruel one...but you like that. Aww. Sensitive little bitch gonna cry? Use your tears as lube. Your virtual girlfriend gets off on knowing you're suffering emotionally for me.