OMG how friggin adorable. The fact that you will literally spend EVERY single Valentine's Day, for the rest of your stupid life, ALONE and SEXLESS, frantically humping your little FLESHLIGHT..... is your fleshlight your girlfriend? Let Me really make sure I get this through your head, using extreme VERBAL HUMILIATION and SEXUAL REJECTION over and over and over again. Stare as I tease the flesh pussy in front of you, encouraging you via MASTURBATION ENCOURAGEMENT and making RUDE GESTURES. Listen to My words as you let it (((really))) sink in. You know, the shame. The guilt for being so UNLOVABLE that your FLESHLIGHT is the only physical contact you'll be making this holiday. Or, week. Or month..... or is it a lifetime? What ends up being hotter, the visuals from this, the SOUND of the plastic flesh pussy, or the deep-cutting dialogue I ruin you with? Find out.