Welcome home babe, I've got something we need to talk about. Don't worry, I've got everything handled, I just needed to let you know that I'm bored with you. Just sexually though, everything else about our relationship is great! Anyway, I already invited a friend over to fuck me. He's here right now actually. So just sit over there and watch us. Oh, you didn't realize that I enjoy sucking dick? That's the thing, I like sucking his dick, not yours. And you didn't realize that I can squirt? Well that's because you never made me squirt. But he does! So shut up and watch how he fucks me, and maybe you'll even learn something. Oh and would you get us a dry towel and a glass of water? I am thirsty from squirting all over my new lover's cock.