Good, you're out of the shower. I've laid out some clothing for you to wear. What do you mean that they're not going to fit? They'll fit. They just won't cover all of that naughty fat you've put on since we started dating. You're just going to have to make it work Piggy. Today is your lucky day, I know just the place to fulfill that deep seated desire to be publicly humiliated. There's a little grill off of the Los Vegas strip where people over 350 lbs (159kg) eat for free. In order to eat for free you have to be weighed in front of the whole restaurant. Yes Piggy, that means every single customer is going to be staring directly at you.