Oh, these?? It's actually a really funny story, but you have to promise not to be mad at me if i tell you! Deal? They're actually castration pills and I put them in your food. Don't worry it hasn't taken effect yet.. You have to bust a nut within 24 for it work, but TRUST that I am going to make that happen with my pretty little pantyhose covered feet. We both know you won't be able to resist.