I feel pretty sorry for you jerkaholics and your lack of a sex life. It's just you and the palm of your hand, every. single. night. So I wanted to spice things up for you today. You're going to get romantic and make love to your hand. You'll need some candles, oil, music. Set the scene for a sexy edging session with me. I'll be stripping off, rewarding you with glimpses of my bombshell body as you follow my detailed jerk off instructions. I'll be directing you stroke by stroke, as we tease your dick through a gauntlet of orgasm control. And if you're a goody boy for me and can last, I'll reward you with a go on your 'girlfriend' - your pillow. That's right; a nice pillow humping session to finish you off as you whisper sweet nothings to 'her' and cum, realizing exactly how pathetic you are!