Did you imagine this is what I was wearing underneath that fur coat? I suppose you weren't really looking at that though were you? I could see where your eyes were, I could see you admiring my shoes as I was reading my book. I could see you from over the top of the page, transfixed by my red bottomed designer heels. I have a proposal, you fund my shoe habit, and I'll let you stare at them (and perhaps more) more often... But fail me and you'll never see them again...