It's our first Valentine's Day together! I know you are excited, because this is probably the most serious relationship you have had. Granted, I am online, and you pay me for my time, but at least I talk to your pathetic ass! So, of course you come bearing gifts from my wish list, and tributes galore, and I have a very special present for you. I know how much you love things shoved up your ass, especially big and black, so I brought something or someone to share on our special day! Do you have what it takes to take it all? Bend over and take it like a man, you pathetic LOSER!