You know how girls talk, right? So, naturally, following an encounter with an impossibly hot woman that ended in your hot, sticky disappointment, she doesn't even wait for you to haul your loser ass out of her bedroom. She calls her bestie to debrief because she just had the scare of a lifetime: your impossibly small dick. Not only was it the tiniest dick she's ever seen, but you were so excited that you busted your nut the second your pants came off! Lucky loser. You get a front-row seat to your own debasement with her fuzzy socks and long legs in your face while she scarcely acknowledges your pathetic existence. The viewer is assumed to be a man with a (small) penis. Follow Me on Twitter @AllForArelia.