My stupid step-son is just the worst! He never folds and puts away his laundry, always leaving messy piles of clothes everywhere. And he wonders why I don't love him. I decide to get revenge for his disobedience today. I will fold his clothes for him ONE last time, but not before farting all over each piece of clothing and injecting my noxious stench deep into the fabric. He is going to have to wear stinky clothes to school and get made fun of for smelling like farts, and it's all his own fault. If only he had just been a good step-son and minded his chores like he's supposed to. Now he is going to be subjected to bullying and rejection from all his peers who won't be able to put up with him being a walking fart cloud everywhere he goes. I laugh at the idea with every fart I rub all over his shirts and pants. One of the shirts gets a shart stain wiped on it from my messy fart. That's exactly what this loser boy deserves. I hope girls hate him even more than they already do. Oh look, he's home from school now! Just in time! I fart one last time while walking off camera to fill the room with stink before he arrives.