Another sexless virginal Valentine’s spent pumping your cock to femdom porn. Nobody cares that you’re a loser and a sexual reject, especially not me. I’m going to laugh at you before I go out tonight on a hot date loser. You can put lipstick on your hand and beat your meat until it turns red with shame then make out with your smeary hand after for extra shame. You’re so pathetic! Recommended: red lipstick and perfume for a realistic hand girlfriend. The extra committed will add fake hair and googly eyes.