Lonely Hearts

Another Valentine's Day has arrived and you find yourself all alone... again. you don't want to sit at home alone, but you also don't want to go out and be confronted by ALL the happy couples spending the evening together- where else is there to go? you notice a flyer for a local "watering hole" down the street offering a "VDay Special for Singles- The Lonely Hearts Club!" There is no risk in checking it out, you figure.. plus a beverage does sound good right about now. you walk up and pay the cover charge... as you enter the taproom, you notice that all the other patrons look just like you- alone, sad... losers. walking up to the counter, the hot, gothy B A R Tender welcomes you and points you to the stool right in front of Her... maybe this night won't be so bad after all? What a perfect opportunity to flirt with a hot chick on VDay! What is the worst thing that could happen?