You're Totally a Virgin

You’re totally a virgin, aren’t you? Yes you are! Don’t try to deny it. I can always tell… Your anxious swaying, your beady little eyes, your beta energy. I can ALWAYS spot a virgin loser. I guess that’s okay because you wouldn’t even know what to do with pussy anyways! Look, I’ll prove it. I’ll ask you a few questions about how you’d make a girl cum, what kinds of things we like sexually, and I bet you’ll have no fucking clue and get completely overwhelmed at the thought of it. LOL. See? You should obviously just stay a virgin forever at this point.