You work so hard at the 9-5, suit and tie, and are just addicted to working...even more so you're VERY addicted to me. My smell, the way I move, the way I breathe. Everything I do captivates you and puts you on your knees in that sweet cubicle. What you've realized is your paycheck alone hasn't been enough to fulfill your subservient urges to please me. That's why we're dipping deeper. More, more, and more. That 401k is the best investment you could ever spend on Goddess. Taking out just any loan hurts...however, one that pays itself back? The best self-investment and selfless act you could ever do for Goddess...