Honey, I have a huge problem with my boyfriend and I need help from you....my only son!  I think he's cheating on me with some woman from his work.  I am seeing all kinds of text messages from her and he is sexting back to her! I need some hot dick pictures of a nice cock for him to find on my phone.  I am going to be sure he sees them to make him jealous! So just pull your pants down, it's not like I haven't seen you before....it doesn't even have to be rock hard.....ok...great thanks for helping mom out!  Ummmm....honey.....I can't take a picture of that! Your cock is like 1 inch!!! I don't want him to think I traded in for a small cock! lol....Oh...You're a grower?  Ok ....start stroking....make it grow...I need it bigger than that!  Let me try and take a picture and see what it looks like.  Oh god....really? You have your dad's loser dick genes! I thought you said you were a grower?  Do I need to show you my bra? Will that make it grow?  Ok....how bout now?  Let's see....WOW ...world's smallest dick! Looks like a clit! What the hell?  What if I strip? What will help? I think your cursed ...you're absolutely no help!!! I had no idea you had the small dick genes like your loser dad!!! ENJOY