Here I am, entering your head as you dream at night, slipping into your subconscious. All that time you spend thinking of me and my content, it’s no surprise that I’ve now infiltrated your dreams. But in amongst your dreams, there’s a strange sound. Oh dear. Do you have an upset tummy? It seems you’ve got diarrhoea. We can’t have you soiling the bed now, so I have this nice big diaper for you to wear. It will stop you from making a mess everywhere. And once it’s on, it’s time for the diarrhoea to take over. Can you feel those stomach cramps kicking in? First the tummy aches begin, before the explosions take over. Your stomach gurgles as diarrhoea takes over you. That’s right, diarrhoea, all night long! Horrible, ghastly diarrhoea. Here it comes….diarrhoea, diarrhoeaaa, DIARRHOEAAAAAA!!