Velma has a confession to make - she's found Jesus. That's right! Big apologies for all who have been mislead. She truly does love Jesus. So much. And she's found it within her heart to keep her deep inside of her. Galatians 2:20 I am crucified with Christ; and it is no longer I who live, but it is Christ who lives in me; and the life which I now live in the flesh I live in faith, the faith of the spawn of God, who loved me and gave himself up for me. Wait - that's pretty romantic . . . deep, deep inside of her. Thank Satan he cums in the form of a Jackhammer Jesus. Turns out Jesus really IS inside of Velma. Hail Satan!