The audacity you have coming to the enchanted forrest in the hopes that YOU would have a shot with a magical being like ME. hahahahaha don't make me LAUGH, you delusional mediocre man... well I am not going to let you go empty handed... you came all this way... I am going to put a deep dark curse on you.. I am going to curse you with wetting yourself every time you have a delusional sexual fantasy, thought or feeling on a woman who is your superior.. which by the looks of it, is all women. I am going to destroy your sexual delusion and ruin your sex life until you are nothing but a pissing little celibate loser. The most embarrassing spell in the world to show you my second hand embarrassment for your existence. The Potty Spell.