Okay, loser stepson. You arent living up to my expectations. Youre a lazy slob who doesnt clean up. Always ordering food using my credit card all the time. Greasy and not sexy whatsoever. Youre a sorry excuse for a stepson. You need some structure. A little help. We are going to buzz that greasy mop right off youre head. I think we will go with a 2 guard. That long hair needs to go. I have my friend Jenny with us today and she is going to buzz that hair right off you. I cant help but laugh at you. Youre a pathetic stepson who is such a disappointment. Seeing you just cringe at the sound of the clippers. Jenny hasnt even touched you with them yet! The sound gets to you and that is so hilarious! OMG. It is so short now. Youre ugly pale head. Wow. I dont know which was worse.