I've been working on these filthy white cotton athletic ankle socks for MONTHS, and I think it's about time they went home with someone. The dirty wood floors here have made them SUPER funky and covered in black outlining My big soles and each long toe. After giving you lots of time to admire the filthy bottoms of My sock covered soles, I peel them off to show off all the gross black sludge on the bottoms of My bare feet, stuff them in your mouth then insult you until you go away.