Custom: I wake up in bed and am surprised how long my farts are. I get curious and take out my stop watch to time them, and sprinkle in small stories of embarrassing times I've farted too long on accident. Then, while eating out with a friend, I tell them about how my farts were so long that morning. They don't believe me, so I try to fart for as long as possible, nervously, while trying not to attract any attention from others.