You've come to my clinic with complaints of painful testicles. I have a solution to this very problem. Permanent chastity! Based on your charts, you masturbate too much. Chastity will fix this. You will wear this metal cage for a month and then come back for a follow-up. I am sure your balls will be less swollen in 30 days. For this method to work though, you will be locked in this cage for a whole year. You will find that your balls will feel better, you will have more suitable control over your urges and your focus will improve at work! Constantly masturbating is detrimental for men like yourself. You need to be denied any pleasure. It will be hard not touching yourself for the first few months, but you will get accustomed to ignoring your primal desires. You may even request to wear the cage for the rest of your life! Many men find my permanent chastity solutions to be quite beneficial.