I come to visit you! We are sitting on the couch with your wife having a movie night. I never get to see you, so I get to sit right next to you while your wife lays on the other end of the couch. I'm cuddled up just close enough to touch you, and rub your arm a bit.. maybe even whisper some dirty things in your ear while your wife is absorbed in the movie. I play nice even though I don't like her and have a dirty plan to get you to myself. I tell your wife how tired she looks and even though it's early she should go to bed. You and I will stay out here watching our movie and having our sibling bonding time. She goes to bed and were alone. I know you're worried about getting caught but don't be. We've done this a thousand times when we used to live at mom and dads. I nearly have to beg you to give me what I want but you love me... and what we do... so much you can't fight it any longer.