I was home alone sick, and I got really bored and horny. I put some porn on and decided to fuck my coffee table. I was still feeling pretty sick, so I decided to instead get comfy with my clear bumpy dildo on the living room sofa. Little did I know I was going to squirt literally straight up in the air, making it rain all around me. It looked so cool falling all around me as I wince and moan, don't you agree?