**Season Opener** You're buddies with Mr. Tacos, and you and the gang stay over at my place the night before you all have plans to hear to the local stadium to watch a game. Unfortunately, I learn that you're a filthy dirty fan of the opposing team, so when you don't wake up on time and the other guys leave without you, I decide to tie you up, gag you, and have my way with you. I haven't brushed my teeth yet this morning, so I blow my stinky morning breath on you. Then, I decide to let you watch the game, but I sit in front of you and block your view with my huge round ass in tight grey cotton leggings, while farting straight in your face! Don't worry... I'll untie you before your buddies get home... but you'd better not breathe a word of this to anyone!