I have grown so fat, that my gluttony has become all consuming, morning, noon and night I am thinking about food. Even when I am already stuffing my face, I am wondering what I will eat next and I am spending thousands of dollars a month on take out. I have already outgrown my 700 lb capacity scale and am rapidly outgrowing my van- which is the largest model on the market. I wonder where my food addiction and laziness will take me in the future. I would day I am well on my way to being the bedbound blob of my dreams.