It's been six months since you left me and decided to lose all the weight you'd gained as my feedee. You share your weight loss journey online in hopes of inspiring others, but behind all the positive posts and motivational speeches, I know who you really are--and what you really are. I reminisce on your time as my feedee, where you'd stop at nothing to pack on as much weight as possible, and point out all the ways I can tell you're still a pig deep down inside. You may have everyone else fooled, but I know it's only a matter of time before you fail and come crawling back to me, begging to be fattened up again--only this time, I won't let you change your mind again.