We have been friends for years! I had no idea! I was going to grab a coat out of your closet and found your high heel collection! Omg, why haven't you told me!? You didn't have to hide this. Now I am thrilled to have a new shopping partner, so I tell you all the deepest tricks to the best deals on heel. Yet, my feelings are still hurt.. so I have a plan to bring your secret to light and if you do this I will forgive you for not telling me You Are a Fucking Sissy Boy!