Harley Quinn has recently split up with The Joker and She is looking for a new partner to commit acts of evil with! Today, She is “interviewing” The Penguin for a potential criminal candidate. Harley has LOTS of requirements that She looks for in a teammate, including raw strength- She asks Penguin to demonstrate his strengths for Her, even asking him to drop his pants so that She can inspect his “manhood” where is less than surprised to see how TINY Penguin’s “birdy” is! This, however, She will use to Her advantage! What would happen if Penguin’s LITTLE secret got out?!? Harley will keep this to Herself… as long as it serves Her purposes~