So you're one of those guys that gets off to women's stinky feet? I knew it. Could tell by how you were looking at my shoes forever. How about I remove my reeky sneakers and put my dirty socks in your face so you have to smell that rush of foot odor that escapes! Admit it...this is your sex life, right? Being a lil foot perv on your knees, making out with smelly girl feet? Thought so. Was pretty obvious by that loser boner that popped up, soon as I even mentioned the word "feet!" Oh look, I think there's even some toe jam in there, yum! OMG, I can even smell my own feet--and you're down there sniffing them! Know what? Kneeling before me is actually too high up for you, let me just put my foot on your face and push you down to the floor (down to "loser level"). And bring my feet a footstool to rest on, dumbass. That's better...now kiss my feet, slave. And sure, you can edge while you kiss--show me how pathetic you are for goddess feet and how this humiliation turns you on. Press your face into my soles and breath in the foot odor (eww!). Kiss my cute, pink polished toes like a good sissy. But I have a better idea for you then allowing release--see my rank sneaker on the floor? you get to bury your stupid face in it and breath in my nasty foot funk while I slip my sandals on and go to the park with my girlfriends! (and you will sniff my sneaker until I return!)