You're such a GOOD loser, aren't you? You work so HARD for me. You sacrifice and spend so much for me. I'll throw you a bone. What better way to celebrate how useful you are to me than by having you spend a little more? It's a drop in the bucket for you, isn't it? You know your place as a wallet. You LOVE your place as my human atm. You CRAVE to have your wallet fucked while I lounge. You're welcome.