Searching for some reassurance that you're not gay? It can be confusing to confront the origin of your homoerotic thoughts when you've assumed you were straight your entire life... but don't worry. I'll take you by the hand and guide you through five different reasons as to why I think it's not gay to have these fantasies, all the while stripping down and making you throb over my perfect curves. Trust me when I say it's not gay if...