I fucked so many guys recently and one of them actually hit the target. I'm "pregnant"! Isn't that awesome?! I have no clue which guy is actually the paternal figure, but it doesn't matter. YOU are going to be support this offspring, virgin! That's right. No one wants your cock so you might as well be useful to me in the most humiliating way possible. Isn't it funny that I will literally fuck anyone BUT you? I think it's hilarious. Everyone else gets laid and you get the bill. Sounds right to me.