Are you feeling lucky today? St. Patrick’s Day feels like the perfect time to play a little game of chance and luck. So I’ve got my little pot of gold here, and it contains 17 pieces of paper (for March 17th). An undisclosed amount of numbers have the word ‘denial’ written on them, and an undisclosed amount have the word ‘cum’ inscribed, deciding your fate for today’s stroke session. You’ll pick a number to play with, and see how your cards are dealt. Will you have the luck of the Irish? In the spirit of filling up my bank with GREEN, I’ll allow you to ‘buy’ extra numbers to skew your luck at any time, such as when you’re 10 minutes deep into this and your cock is crying out for release. Of course, my shiny bikini might tempt you to spend harder no matter how lucky you are, and leave you feeling like a winner even if you remain blue balled this green day!