You've come to my clinic to get medicine to make you taller. I do have an experimental elixir that has improved men's heights. I administer it to you. You don't remember what happened but when you come to it you are 1 ft tall and shrinking! I have improved your height by giving you medicine that will make you 2 inches tall. You are going to live in a small cage for pets and be fed kibble. I administer a 2nd dose of the medicine to enhance your shrinking. You're getting smaller and smaller. I am going to put you in this glass jar for a month for observation. Don't make me mad or I will stomp on you with my high heels. I may accidentally sit on you too! This is your life now. There is no antidote for my shrinking medicine. You will be 2 inches tall forever.