Here I am, walking back to the door to try and enter the house, but I find that it’s been LOCKED ~ I can’t believe you’re playing pranks on me again! ~ it’s way too cold to be locked out here alone, and I REALLY have to pee! ~ I check multiple doors, but it turns out I’m COMPLETELY locked out! ~ I’m SO mad, and I have to pee SO bad! Guess I’m just gonna pee on your patio for revenge.. and YOU are gonna have to clean it up! twitter is @thespacebimbo! 
Reddit is @thespacebimb0!