It's late at night. I've had yet ANOTHER successful evening draining random losers - who ALWAYS are HEAVY in the pockets but NON-EXISTENT on the dignity. After a filming a few clips with My new atmospheric purple lighting, I decide on a whim tonight that TONIGHT is the night I FINALLY call and leave a video message for your wife letting her know what exactly you've been HIDING from her this whole time. You were warned. I told you EXACTLY what would happen if you defaulted on any of your payments and after a slew of excuses, and many attempts at wriggling out of this - I FINALLY took a sledgehammer and broke your pathetic little vanilla marriage into smithereens. You thought I was joking? You thought I wouldn't contact her? You think I'm even the slightly bit MOVED that I initiated yet ANOTHER divorce? I'm not. I'm actually SALIVATING at the prospect of watching this crumble your entire life. It's what you signed up for, ultimately. In this video message, I tell her EVERYTHING. The pictures, the videos, all the sordid, dick-sucking, panty-wearing, repressed homophobe, the 401k account-emptying details. I even got carried away and filmed SEVERAL more video messages - complete with TANGIBLE evidence. Should I drive the final in even harder? Your goose is COKKED when you get home tonight. You're welcome :)