What are you looking at? Are you staring at my legs in pantyhose? You look so tired and like you need a comfy place to sit! I know just what you need...you need too sit on my lap and let me bounce you and tap my feet! Have a seat on my knee and hang on, I'm going to give you a quick bouncy ride! Don't worry, I'll hold on tight as I tap my toes hard. Ok now hop off and give me a quick kiss before the boss sees! My lap is here anytime you need a seat.