Stop Embarrassing Yourself

It's time for a reality check. Let's be honest with ourselves for a moment. Why would any woman want YOU? Spare Me the generic list of your "redeeming qualities" and let's face the facts. No woman wants a porn obsessed, jerk off addict! You never please women sexually, and whenever you're around the hot girls you idolize so much, you always end up making a fool of yourself because your dick makes it impossible to think. Do yourself, and the women of the world a favor, and give up on pussy, and dating, forever! Stay here with Me. You belong to mean, bratty, controlling women who know exactly what to do with horny pervs like you. I'm going to make you so much worse.