Once upon a time, in a land of naughty delight Lived a fairy princess, with a magical sight She fluttered about, and played with her toys But none of her friends knew of her secret joys One day, she stumbled upon a duck And oh, the way it made her heart go cluck The fairy confided in the toy of her need To be naughty and dirty, yes, indeed! The ducky listened with a non-judgmental ear As the fairy whispered her deepest fears She wanted to show the world her true self But feared it would be tossed on a shelf So she and her duck friend made love all night And it felt oh so good, it felt just right For the first time in a while, she felt truly seen And her fairy wings fluttered with pure glee Now when the fairy princess is feeling down She turns to her ducky friend, never wearing a frown For they know each other's deepest desires And together they set the world on fire.