It's been a long day, at the end of a long week, at the end of a very long month. A long break sounds nice right about now. You settle into the rythm of the hike, breathing the fresh earthy scent of a forest just after it's rained, brushing past trees and shrubs until finally you enter a clearing and find what you've been looking for. Curled red hair covering those pointy fae ears, surrounded by glittering gold coins. Her yellow eyes meet yours. Finally - a leprechaun! She expects you ask for the gold, holding a full hand out to you with a smile...but that's not what you're here for. You take the device you've designed for this exact moment, a special bit of technology to combat any magical defenses this leprechaun might have. By the time she realizes what kind of hunter you are she's already been stripped and tied, yellow rope expertly tied in an instant and providing plenty of hold points for you. Some people hunt for cryptids, but you? You hunt for CRYPTID COITUS.