It’s important to stay safe on Halloween because you never know who may steal all your candy and gobble you up. I’m a big scary witch and my big round black cauldron, I mean my gut, is full to the brim with trick-or-treaters. I burp tons while I’m digesting all those brats, sloshing around in my belly. As they digest, I can’t help but keep burping and letting out massive farts. One by one, I fart each of those trick-or-treating twerps out of existence, never to be heard from again! ✨Farts are not mine, they’re edited in!✨