I like you. I know all about your burping fetish--it's okay. Not only do I get it (the bloated bellies, full of gas, the loud belching...), I like you. I want to make you happy. I'm going to burp as loud ass I possibly can in my skimpy bikini. If I do a good job, maybe we can take this to the bedroom, for a burpy blowjob--what do you say? x