Hey honey! I just sent you an text message urgent, causing you to rush home. I REALLY need to talk to you - I know you've heard the rumours... and they're true. I've been cheating on you. I've been unfaithful to you for MONTHS. And here's the reason why- Sex with you is terrible, boring and unsatisfactory - and that's just the start. I'm gonna have to lay it all on the table now - I've been fucking bigger and meatier dicks since we've been official - and I'm SICK of hiding My double life!