I heard you finally had sex! How did that go?? Wait.. don't tell me. I already know. I set up the whole thing! Did you really think someone would voluntarily fuck you? That's adorable. She told me you barely touched her before you came. How humiliating. But don't worry. I've got a solution. Being pussy-free, pumping to pixels, and staying behind a screen where you belong is the solution. So go ahead, pull it out. We're doing the world a favor keeping you pussy-free. Let's see how long you can last.